Pregnancy Brain Strikes Again!

Damn...this is going to be a long pregnancy! (Actually, it feels like it is flying by!!) but if I can't get control of my brain...I'm in trouble!

We had a girl's night out last night and a few of us decided to go see a movie after dinner. I brought in my fancy sparkling water to drink (yeah, I heard if you're pregnant, sneaking food and drink is not a rule breaker)...so I may have also brought chips and jelly beans, but that's beside the point.

Halfway through the movie, after lugging my bottle in my purse all night, I try ever so cleverly to open it up without the annoying sound of carbonation leaking out...you know, that loud carbonation sound? Well after a minute of barely opening the lid, barely opening the lid, barely opening the lid...then I waited to a loud part of the movie and let it rip. FIZZ EVERYWHERE. It exploded in my lap...water EVERYWHERE. I looked like I peed my pants. It felt like I peed my pants. And I wasted half my freakin' water!! I also was cracking up...probably not appropriate for that particular part of the movie.

But that's not even the worst part! After the movie, I went to the bathroom - and for some reason left decided I needed to check my phone (...not in the bathroom stall!) well we left the theatre and I got home...only to realize I didn't have my phone anywhere in my purse. I checked my car...nope. Dah! Did I really leave it in the bathroom?? So I grabbed my keys, and headed back to the theatre at 11pm in hopes that someone didn't decide to take a free smart phone that some idiot left.

It was late, it'd been raining and I was in a hurry so as soon as I got inside the theatre, I was kind of rushing to check the bathroom, and then go home and go to bed! I guess I was rushing too much because before I knew it I was slipping on the wet tile and in slow motion slipping and falling in this akward weird way. My feet literally slipped under me, and I ended up on my knees and wrists. **no worries, baby cushion didn't even get touched!** But wow, that was kind of a heart racer....imagine seeing a pregnant chic on the floor, with what looks like peed pants. Awesome. Thankfully there was no one around. I stood up, looked around, and kept on walking...

I walked into the bathroom and there was my beautiful phone, untouched! Yay! All in all, a great night with friends, some laughable moments, (which absolutely could have happened to me regardless if I was pregs or not)...and I didn't lose my phone! ...at least not this time... :)